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Joe Demotivational Poster

G.I. JOE - cleansing the world of squirrles scense 1964

TAGS: squirrels g i joe
Rating: 3.13/5

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Hawamleh - March 19, 2011, 9:51 pm
hah !
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:46 pm
Either get a hold of a dictionary, spell check, or stop having TheOne help you with captions.

THE JOKER AS VP - Wait'll they get a load of me!


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.

JOSEPH STALIN - Uncle Joe-- Master of Photoshop

TAGS: joseph stalin ph**oshop uncle joe
Rating: 3.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:14 pm
Also the other two men in back were taken out of the picture, both literally and figuratively.
ProfessorMohawk - June 6, 2011, 12:51 pm
yeah. joey's a master at taking anyone in pictures that remotely threatens Him.

OZZY OSBOURNE - Nobody can understand a @#&! thing he says; but he still makes more sense than Joe Biden.

TAGS: politics joe biden stupid democrats
Rating: 2.56/5

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Anonymous2 - June 16, 2009, 2:57 pm
Actually, he made more sense after his ATV accident. Go get audio from before and after, it's trippy...
Fatty - June 16, 2009, 1:19 pm
you absolutely suck for using Ozzy in a political poster.

A REPORTER SHOULD'VE ASKED: - Captain Kittinger, before you jumped back to Earth, how could you see the planet with balls that huge?

TAGS: joe kittinger jump
Rating: 4.3/5

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Iconoclast - August 30, 2012, 9:31 pm
5L - very impressive - thanks for making me curious enough to look him up.


TAGS: gi joe rocket launcher soldier army
Rating: 1.74/5

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JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:20 pm
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:18 am
You're plastic. My argument is still valid.

Ol' Eagle Eye -

TAGS: joe walsh eagles eye opthalmologist
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - June 24, 2015, 9:33 pm
this....is good
Greeny - June 24, 2015, 7:26 pm
concern3 - June 24, 2015, 3:41 pm
come on that's a 5er

THE LUNCH LADY - Sloppy Joe! Sloppy, sloppy joe!

TAGS: sloppy joe
Rating: 2.5/5

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Mongo - July 16, 2010, 11:49 am
That's Helen Thomas
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2010, 11:19 am
No No, The stupid drunk guy will always be funny.
jackripper - July 16, 2010, 10:46 am
I think Adam is funnier in dramatic comedies liek Click. The stupid drunk guy has run its course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm
Adam Sandler isn't funny anymore.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm
agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:55 pm
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders... navy beans, navy beans.


TAGS: gi joe snake eyes predator
Rating: 2.28/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Awesome! Action figures! 5/5



SMOKIN' JOE - Finally found an opponent tougher than Ali. Joe Frazier 1944-2011

COBRA - A ruthless terrorist orginization that couldn't even win a game of Risk, much less rule the world!

DISNEY JOES - If Jerry Bruckheimer was doing the G.I. Joe movie...

TO ONE DAY OLD JESUS... - According to our Test results.. Joseph...You Are NOT The Father!


ROBIN HOOD - Because socialism always works. Always. History proves it, probably.

TAGS: joe biden socialism
Rating: 2.62/5

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HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:48 pm
Hows about ole ***k. Didnt he say Nobamma wasnt fit too be pres. What about that.

JOE SATRIANI - You wish you could play like him

TAGS: music guitar satriani joe satriani
Rating: 2.61/5

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Silver - May 4, 2009, 9:53 pm
I just want his signature Ibanez >.
Mauser98k - August 15, 2008, 11:45 am
the REAL guitar hero
da man! - July 23, 2008, 10:57 am
doesnt he look like a bug with the bald head and glasses?
Rob - June 27, 2008, 1:26 pm
Epic Fail : rockstar without long hair.
Duncan - June 27, 2008, 1:25 pm
I also wish he would let his hair grow again.

BARONESS OR DR. GIRLFRIEND - The NEW "Velma or Daphne" debate!

TAGS: baroness cobra gi joe destro dr girlfriend monarch venture bros brothers
Rating: 2.38/5

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Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 8:51 pm
Stop beating off to All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder, or whatever the hell it is you read, and go outside. There's girls out there. Real ones.

be a kid as long as you can -

TAGS: childhood adulthood joehill
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 29, 2014, 6:11 am
...where do I submit my resignation from adulthood, anyway? 5'd and faved.


time for a sing along -

TAGS: piano man billyjoel
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:29 am
Uptown girl, she's been a livin' in her uptown world. I bet she's never had a backstreet guy ~ I bet her momma never told her why...(Moooooooo would)
Airman - May 2, 2014, 12:00 am
Rob Ford's favorite
Airman - May 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
I knew Ug would come through
Airman - May 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
only pre-90's Joel allowed now
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2014, 10:42 pm
Downtown Cow.....best rock band name......Ever!
Greeny - May 1, 2014, 10:36 pm
says the downtown cow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2014, 10:27 pm
stop being such an uptown watermelon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2014, 10:26 pm
Sing us a song you're the piano man..... Sing us a song tonight!....(I annoy everyone at poker night by getting too drunk and singing Billy Joel songs)
GaryO - May 1, 2014, 10:08 pm
Nothing I s’pose, if I wore a younger man’s clothes
Greeny - May 1, 2014, 9:35 pm
It smells funny in here
Airman - May 1, 2014, 9:34 pm
what's wrong with tonic and gin?
GaryO - May 1, 2014, 7:16 pm
There's an old man sitting next to me, making love…..well that’s disgusting
ughomer - May 1, 2014, 4:21 pm
they sit at my bar and put bread in my jar...

ladies and gentlemen -


TAGS: sczd schizophrenia joe window people
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:12 am
Holy . . . . crap! Well constructed. I now have to change my shorts :-/
Pagong - May 3, 2014, 1:59 am
Thanks for looking out.
Sho - April 30, 2014, 1:16 pm
Oh d*** lol

mining for gold -

TAGS: joe
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 18, 2013, 10:02 am
How very Simak!

Social Media. -

TAGS: joe
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:31 am
Yes Mr. Murrow Was Ahead Of His Time .
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:29 am
I'll Never Forget Him, From The 50's.
Iconoclast - April 14, 2014, 11:14 pm
We should never forget the evil of Sen Joe McCarthy and we should be thankful for Ed Murrow and other courageous journalists.
Oldsod - April 14, 2014, 5:59 pm
While I think he would have been horrified by FaceTube, I give you 5 committee hearings just for knowing Tail-Gunner Joe!


TAGS: joey tribbiani friends days of our lives dr drake ramorey axed
Rating: 4.27/5

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DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 7:54 am
What ever happened to him he had a spin off then....poof just disappeared....
crankyhead - March 3, 2011, 6:52 am
how YOU doin? lol

new experiences -

THE MODS - Keeping an eye out for those impressive posters. AKA "icky freaks"

TAGS: hopper eye waterworld joe primo
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - July 20, 2013, 1:16 pm

Ironic that after my last comment, this is in my random feed.

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! - Screw Joe the Plumber, I can spend his money better than he can

TAGS: obama mccain joe plumber election 2008 funny politics
Rating: 3.11/5

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mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 6:37 pm
If you want proof of christianity in the states it's called "Manifest Destiny" Load of bs but hey you're all americans and love believing god actually cares about you :)
knowitall - October 22, 2009, 10:51 am
yea, actually the truth has set me free!
Randy1 - October 8, 2009, 11:00 am
Love it! Can we please impeach this worthless excuse for a leader?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 1:56 am
I have to agree.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 21, 2009, 1:02 am
This poster becomes more correct each passing day.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:56 pm
FTA, Thanks for the compliment on one of my older posters. I believe that Fatty wasn't pissed about anything but commenting on k_i_a's tirade and I certainly would attribute b-f libs as "his".
FTACHASER357 - June 16, 2009, 7:34 pm
THIS POSTER IS GREAT! Seeing how it pissed off the likes of FATTY and his b***-f***in' Liberals!
Fatty - June 16, 2009, 1:56 pm
Do you feel better now know_it_all? Do you get it all out?
know_it_all - June 16, 2009, 12:37 pm
the USA was founded on Christian ethics. there is no disputing that fact. our POTUS bows to noone, how dare obama bow to the Saudi King. IMPEACH THIS ANTI AMERICAN SCUM BAG!!!!!!
know_it_all - June 16, 2009, 12:33 pm
that lying socialist f*** tells the Muslim world that the USA is not a Christian nation. what a f***ing lie, has he never read the Declaration of Independence? the Constitution? how about our money? or our pledge to the flag?
know_it_all - June 16, 2009, 12:28 pm
obama apologizes to Europe and "American arrogance" because he's a f***ing idiot. wtf were the 1st and 2nd world wars fought about if not the consideration of the people of Europe. wtf was the marshall plan all about??
know_it_all - June 16, 2009, 12:23 pm
great poster, so true. Obama is a f***ing lying idiot who has already brought corrupt Chicago style politics to the federal level. transparency he said, then he won't release white house guest list to his ***k suckers @ MSNBC. IMPEACH OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA - May 10, 2009, 9:52 pm
Thats all we hear.
Z-Bob - April 10, 2009, 10:19 am
Hey OD, why don't you send me half of your paycheck...because I deserve some of the wealth, right?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:33 am
...Suck It, can Bite Me.
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:33 am
So, Suck It is suggesting that when a Republican is in office liberals and Dems can scream as loud as they want for 8 years, but the voice of the people should shut up when their golden child is in office?
SUCK IT - December 28, 2008, 10:14 pm
He won. Come back in four years to b**** about how bad the world is.
..... - December 25, 2008, 2:22 am
and that leads to more dumb****s with their hands out in the "give me money i dont deserve line" thats what you **** talkers dont understand. you gotta earn your keep. nuff said
..... - December 25, 2008, 2:16 am
you must understand that if everyone got some of the wealth there would be no incentive to work harder than your peers. if thats the case then people would never persue careers that require challenging degrees.
..... - December 25, 2008, 2:16 am
you must understand that if everyone got some of the wealth there would be no incentive to work harder than your peers. if thats the case then people would never persue careers that require challenging degrees.
matters_Not - December 25, 2008, 2:11 am
once again im late to the party. but better late then never. first off. im not rich, and im not a sucker. ive spent 7 years defending America in other countries. and as for you Overlord DB let me eplain something...
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:52 am
i hate democrats, i hate republicans! i want someone who will gimme money and let me carry my gun(s) around. not like welfare money though.
WTFO - October 19, 2008, 1:59 pm
Figures that this site is full of lazy worthless liberals who feel entitled to money earned by others. The US offers opportunity to those who take it, not handouts to losers like Sean, MWLF, and OD.
Sean - October 19, 2008, 2:59 am
There are two kinds of Republicans: the very rich, and suckers. I am a**uming you're thinking of the latter, just now. And isn't "capitalist libertarian" kinda redundant? I know, you wanted to dumb it down a bit for the masses, to make your point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:33 am
republicans are blowhard f***wits who support their party like ignorant redneck zombies. I'm a capitalist libertarian and I'd rather vote for Obama and his brains rather than Sarah Palin and her constant cry of "Braiiiins!! Braiins!"
Sean - October 19, 2008, 12:58 am
But then again, he is more articulate than her, and knows a lot more than her about world affairs, the economy -- and why you just can't trust them *** dancin' darkies.
Overlord Douchebag - October 19, 2008, 12:57 am
Well, I'm sure it's common knowledge by now that there's a reason she doesn't do many interviews.
Sean - October 19, 2008, 12:54 am
And don't ya just love the joke (though it's also true) that Joe the (non) Plumber has already done more interviews than Sarah Palin?
Sean - October 19, 2008, 12:52 am
It was not Kool-Aid, it was a drink called Flavor-Aid ... at the Jim Jones compound. It's important that people remember that ... for some reason.
Overlord Douchebag - October 19, 2008, 12:07 am
Right, because it would just SUCK for everyone to get some of the wealth. Stupid f***er.
WTFO - October 18, 2008, 11:56 pm
Your dumbass candidate said "spreading the wealth around" is good for America. That my Kool-Aid drinking dipsticks is either Socialist or Marxist, definitely not American.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 18, 2008, 10:56 am
The republicans made an issue of him. So desperate are they, they could only find one guy who agrees with them, and they've exploited him relentlessly, including accusing democrats of doing so. pathetic.
Sean - October 18, 2008, 1:47 am
"exposed" and Joe the (unlicenced) plummer ... those words are destined to end up in the news again some time real soon. Yeah, you go ahead dude, you claim that All American retard as one of your own. Look up to him some more while yer at it.
MadMSG - October 18, 2008, 1:32 am
Now the Democrats and liberal media are attacking and demonizing Joe the Plumber because he exposed Obama for the socialist he really is.


TAGS: joe the plummer rep of dumbasses
Rating: 3.04/5

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WTFO - February 8, 2009, 1:09 am
Who said he is the "best of conservatives". He merely caught Pres Obama off-guard and got him to state his socialist agenda of "spreading the wealth". Besides he owed less back taxes than the new head of the IRS.

JOE - It's how we roll.

TAGS: minnesota twins sports baseball joe
Rating: 2.8/5

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DreMagnum - October 20, 2009, 12:05 am
Crede is not how we roll, biggest disappointment of the year, Nathan blew too many saves when we really needed them, miljares is a joke, and mauer kicks a**

OPTIMISM - Signing Joe Paterno to a 3-Year Contract Extension.

TAGS: optimism joe paterno penn state
Rating: 2.6/5


TAGS: life time motivational post freedom speech thank you 500 confort mind imagination dream billy joel quote
Rating: 2.53/5

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Chateaux - August 27, 2009, 10:41 am
Congrats! :-)
RON - August 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
Congratulations On reaching!!!!!


JOEY RAMONE - R.I.P. deleted deleted

TAGS: joey ramone
Rating: 2.17/5

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Sean - April 2, 2009, 6:47 pm
Are you serious? Because if you're not, that's really funny. But if you are, well that's just really funny. And I love the Ramones, their my favouritest.
Maccadinho - April 2, 2009, 6:24 pm
jesus, my bad guys. This is embarrassing. Embarrassing! I thought it was Joey. Man, he'd be spinning in his grave. How can you delete these?
Porcelina - January 29, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe that's the joke.. I hope
pinwheel - January 29, 2009, 4:56 pm
this isn't Joey Ramone. its howard stern. EPIC FAIL!
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 5:30 pm
Don't sweat it Macca...energy is just a Lurking f***tard Armchair-commenting No-Posting b****.
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 5:05 pm
If you want to up the standards of the posters do one yourself.
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 5:00 pm
Bro, it's cool you think the theme is lame. No problem at all. Give it a one lion and even say you think it suck. But don't be so hateful.
LogicDude - November 8, 2008, 1:01 pm
So the other day it was 123 posts, 3 more since then? And yet you still only show up in comments...please see RONSART for your card.
energy - November 8, 2008, 1:00 pm
~theme. 4> yawn.
energy - November 8, 2008, 12:59 pm
*sigh* here we go again... 1>if you can talk the mod into naming my past 126 posts, great. if not, i don't care. 2> i'm tired of the lack of standards people have in making posters. 3> you made 3 posters in a row with the same lame tunnel bait th
Maccadinho - November 8, 2008, 12:42 pm
Holy **** bro, someone **** in your wheaties? LOL And there are NO posters attributed to 'energy'. Use your real name or actually make a poster, internet tough guy.
energy - November 8, 2008, 11:53 am
again, you are a f***ing idiot. if you can't make an actual poster, slit your own f***ing throat before wasting bandwidth.
Cubbybear - November 8, 2008, 9:53 am
That's Howard Stern!

G I JOE - A Real American Hero

TAGS: gi joe
Rating: 2.11/5

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Captain Obvious - May 3, 2009, 8:47 pm
G. I. Joe...has two left feet!

JOEPA - He can kick your Granddad's ass

TAGS: joepa football
Rating: 1.83/5

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HtD - January 20, 2009, 5:48 pm
Bowden > Paterno

PATRON - When there are no more Stewies

TAGS: joey
Rating: 1.8/5

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I got by -

TAGS: joe ****er singer death
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:57 am
After leavin' it on all these years, takin' my hat off...
Oldsod - December 24, 2014, 7:26 am
'Nuff said.

I may be wrong -

TAGS: billy joel parody
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:38 am
Ohhhh Uggie! That's so wrong, its right!!! I may be right, I know you're crazy! But on this sight, Its lunatics I'm looking for! 5L!

"I'm not movin' up - I'm movin' out!" -

TAGS: billy joel apartment
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - November 18, 2014, 11:00 pm
movin' to a table in the Medical Examiner's office.

Bon Cafe, Bon Vita -

TAGS: life coffee essence morning joe
Rating: 4.82/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:23 pm
In my case, its why the people AROUND me are still breathing! LUV it!^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 4:27 pm
Would have gotten you red-framed.
Cannabal - March 7, 2016, 4:13 pm
I wanted to use this one. http://baileybrown.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/efae1c35c69084242bdef15bf11f6dc9-300x291.jpg
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 3:44 pm
LOL nice one. ^^^^^

scott weiland -